TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU'LL SEE AT A GIG
Gigs are full of different stereotypes - some annoying and some a lot of fun! And you are probably one of them!
The Giant
There's normally a handful of these guys at a gig - each of them a ridiculous 6"5! And if just so happens that these human-giraffes will be stood directly infront of you blocking your entire view of the show. Brilliant.
The Moshers
If you're not a mosher then stay away from the mosh pit! The mosh pit is typically located in the center of the crowd and resembles a black hole; don't get too close or you'll get sucked in and cease to exist. Moshers are typically boisterous, slightly larger than average men in their sleeveless band shirts and are fueled by a hefty amount of beer.
The Screamers
You should avoid standing near the screamers if you want to leave with your eardrums still intact. They are impulsive and half of the time, you're exactly sure what they are screaming at....
The Cameramen
These are the people who don't actually witness the concert through their own eyes, but through the camera on their iPhone. Try not to get stuck behind one, or the back of their phone is all you'll be able to see.
The Lovers
There will always be at least one couple at a gig who seem to forget they are in a room full of people. Things can get pretty heated and, uh, gross pretty quickly. Stay clear of the lovers at all cost!
The Giant
There's normally a handful of these guys at a gig - each of them a ridiculous 6"5! And if just so happens that these human-giraffes will be stood directly infront of you blocking your entire view of the show. Brilliant.
The Moshers
If you're not a mosher then stay away from the mosh pit! The mosh pit is typically located in the center of the crowd and resembles a black hole; don't get too close or you'll get sucked in and cease to exist. Moshers are typically boisterous, slightly larger than average men in their sleeveless band shirts and are fueled by a hefty amount of beer.
The Screamers
You should avoid standing near the screamers if you want to leave with your eardrums still intact. They are impulsive and half of the time, you're exactly sure what they are screaming at....
The Cameramen
These are the people who don't actually witness the concert through their own eyes, but through the camera on their iPhone. Try not to get stuck behind one, or the back of their phone is all you'll be able to see.
The Lovers
There will always be at least one couple at a gig who seem to forget they are in a room full of people. Things can get pretty heated and, uh, gross pretty quickly. Stay clear of the lovers at all cost!
